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"HEY! GUESS WHAT TOMORROW IS!"
"...Sunday?"
"ITS AMBER CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!"
December 26th
The day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani!
In her 1st year of uni, she was W3 volleyball team Captain, in her 2nd year she was Club Secretary, and in her final year she is the best Club Captain UOBVC has ever seen.
Men: Leila is heterosexual (despite lesbian allegations with her best friend Cristina). She enjoys feminine looking men but who will get into fights to protect her. They must also be a great volleyball player. (Strong shared fear of being curb-stomped is encouraged)
Strengths:
-Great volleyball player (BOUNCE expert)
-Musical genius (Flute Mastermind)
-Low waisted jeans
-Vodka
-Best club captain
-Will fight you if you diss Cristina
-Will do more push ups than you
-Has great driver potential
-Slays a whale tail
-Luscious curls
-Bestest friend a person could ask for
Weaknesses:
-Environmentally UNfriendly
-Gets Volleyball confused with Baseball at times as she hits home runs
-Hates vegans
-Is a disguised leprechaun (OBSESSED with gold)
-Dubai
-Secret nerd but presents as a bag bitch
-Dairy
-Tequila and wine
-Cannot drive
-Rich men
-Her parents know all the tea
-R&B and Drill music
-Walking in 6 inch heels
-Only speaks English despite being Nigerian, Irish and Iranian
Obsessions:
-Volleyball
-Diet Coke
-Having babies
-Being a rich housewife
-Anime
-Baby yoda
-Good bangles and gold hoops (gold jewellery in general)
-Marbella
-Laser hair removal
-Iced chai lattes
International Leila Z Day (June 26th) is the one day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani, where it is customary to take a drink of vodka in Leila’s honour to celebrate.
Person 1: Hey what day is it?
Person 2: October 26th, that means we’re gonna win our game today!
Kick the shit out of your friend with glasses day,
Person (without glasses):guess what day it is
Person (with glasses): idk what day is it?
Person (without glasses): October 26th *he starts kicking the shit of him*
Norwegian Cum-day
"Ah yeez, I'm full. Maybe I should wait for Cum-day (October 26th)"
"Almost Halloween, better Cum-day (October 26th)"
"Better prepare for No-Nut-November! Yay Cum-day (October 26th)"
national boyfriend day on october 26th do anything that your boyfriends tells you to do ladies act like hes the king!
On october 26th her boyfriend tells her what to do
write your gf a paragraph so she can wake up to it on october 27th
It’s october 26th i’m gonna write my girl a paragraph