Captain Shortbus

A supervisor or leadership personality that is obviously ineffective in their work, management or duties. Usually they must micromanage, pester and hold your hand through any process, effectively slowing everything down.

Jeff: "Man, Captain Shortbus has really been riding me."
Brett: "That sucks, was he standing over your shoulder directing everything you were doing again?"
Jeff: "Yeah, it took hours to get the simplest of things done."

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captain dew

Captain Morgan + Mountain Dew = dank Captain Dew!

What should we drink tonight Cane? How bout some Captain Dew! Ok!

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Lash captain

One who leads and encourages the excessive consumption of alcohol at an event. They more than often lead by example.

George Best was arguably the lash captain supremo.

Lisa is being such a lash captain tonight!

That bloke is hardcore, I bet he's the lash captain.

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Captain K

A young Adventurer who led an Infantry Company of Afghan National Army soldiers on over 300 combat and humanitarian missions in Eastern Afghanistan between July 2004 and July 2005. His journey was recorded in the book "Captain K's Afghanistan Adventure".

Man, that guy is so tough and brave, he's like the real Captain k!

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captain obvious

A very slow-witted individual, usually one who states the most obvious thing.

A: Hey, water's wet!
B: Good call, Captain Obvious!

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captain ron

The pimpiest pirate en el mundo.
Kurt Russels Best Movie

Captain Ron gives me something to live for.

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Captain Barlow

Captain Barlow or sometimes dubbed 'Sir Barlow' is the name which is given to lead Singer/Songwriter Gary Barlow of the band Take That.

Sir Barlow, if often given by fans who think that Gary Barlow should be knighted.

Did you see Captain Barlow on the X Factor last night?

-Oooh yeah, he looked so good!

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