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An article is labeled as being in Goff Corner if it is an article in a mainstream newspaper on a topic of some significance (e.g. an important political issue) where the emphasis may not suit the 'party line' of the newspaper; and thus the article is to be found on a page somewhere in the middle of the section at a position in the bottom corner of the page, surrounded by a large advertisement (usually for a car company) on one side and with an article, of marginal (or lower) importance, above.
I'm in a state of news-rage after seeing Osama bin Laden relegated to Goff Corner in today's Washington Post.
Did you see that John Howard was in Goff Corner of the Sydney Morning Herald today?
George W. Bush can't get out of Goff Corner in the New York Times now that he's no longer the President.
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To cut corners basically means to shirk, to avoid doing something, like when you're sweeping things and you sweep it under a table or a fridge to avoid having to actually use a dustpan.
Have you SEEN what's growing under the fridge? Damn, I give you a simple chore and you still cut corners!
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Kelly cornering is the act of drunk talking to someone at a party or bar. You continue to talk to the person and tell them your life story even when said person is trying to leave. You slowly lead/talk them into a corner that they can't get out of.
Stop Kelly cornering that person they don't want to hear your story.
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A game invented at a fraternity house in Monmouth University where four people stand at the corners at a table and each have three red cups in front of them (if the floors have tiles they must stand withing there designated tile). The point of the game is to be the last one standing. Pretty much one player starts throwing a pong ball into a opponents cup and this goes clockwise in turns. A player can not shoot at the same person two times in a row and if they do then they are penalized a cup. When a ball is made in the cup they remove it and drink a beer. The first one out of the game is the asshole and has to do WHAT EVER CHALLENGE THE WINNER PUTS ON HIM. This game could get really wild if you have a great set of players.
Some examples of what the winner of four corners can do to the asshole is make him or her:
-poke the ass crack of a girl and scream poke
-accidently fall and motor boat a girl
-go streaking down the block
-Pee on gaffineys door
-steal a go kart outside the 24 hour lab
-make out with the first girl that says your name
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An Awesome Show on Comedy Central and CTV it's Based in Dog River, Saskatchewan
*Stars*
Brent Leroy, The Gas Station Owner
Oscar Leroy, Brent's Dad, Former Owner of Corner Gas.
Emma Leroy, Brent's Mom
Wanda Dollard, retail assistant at Corner Gas and smartest person in town
Richard Henry "Hank" Yarbo, Brent’s perpetually unemployed best friend and Best Canidate for Village Idiot :P
Sergeant Davis Quinton, the overly-sensitive senior police officer in Dog River.
Constable Karen Pelly, is the ambitious and sometimes neurotic junior police officer in Dog River
Corner Gas Rocks!
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The single greatest human being in the whole universe. He likes to stand in corners for reasons incomprehensible to our pathetic human brains. He likes motorcycles obviously, and he never talks, but his pale blue eyes and charming disposition do him enough justice. He is a fast runner since standard tracks are circular and have no corners so he runs in search of one. His high speed is one of the many theories that surround his appearances in multiple places at once, other theories including an underground tunnel system, teleportation, and cloning capabilities. Also his name is Ryan.
There is no God but Corner Guy and Ty is his prophet.
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Callum's Corner or Callum Adams is a YouTuber with around 300k subscribers
He is well know for his self defence videos, mediocre reactions, meme reviews, and being called a tic tac by wilNE
Aw yeah mate did you see Callum's Corner s new sel defence video it was mental
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