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Council rock south

The crappy version of north full of drug addicts who suck dick for money. They have the worst sport teams who jerk each off in the locker room after they lose to north. Council rock south is a terrible school. All the students do is have gay orgys and smoke weed out of each other's assholes.

Council rock south is full of cucks

by Bbdman February 13, 2017

26πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Council House Facelift

Slang in Britain for a rough individual usually living on a council estate - (read: chav) that scrapes her hair back into a high ponytail, thus stretching her skin and giving the impression of a facelift.

"Jesus, that hairstyle looks painful."
"Yeah, nobody rocks the council house facelift"

by A~~ December 11, 2011

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Orange Legal Council

The creators of all, and eventual destroyers of all, the Orange Legal Council has dominion over every aspect of reality. To name a few of its all-powerful members, Molbo (heirarch of the council), Golbo, and Macho Naranja. These beings, known as the Plutargans, bring the amazing blessing of Squeege, as told by Molbo, to the humans. May they accept this gracious gift, and join the Council, commonly known as the OLC, lest they perish, being filled until brimming, in the squeegepocalypse.

The Orange Legal Council is the best!

Wow, I really love the Orange Legal Council and their blessed Squeege!

by Molbo January 4, 2020


council house breakfast

Having a cig and a cup of tea for breakfast

β€˜Ay look, Jonny down the road is up for his council house breakfast already!’

by Gangshxt February 22, 2019


Council Fighting Vest

Any vest worn as an outer garment and usually found in abundance on northern council estates or in sub-standard Spanish holiday resorts such as Benidorm and Magaluf. Is usually seen sporting the last three day’s worth of meals down the front and the usual greeting from the wearer will be β€œWhat are you looking at?”, or what’s your problem?”.

Don’t make eye-contact, there’s two pikey’s in council fighting vests heading towards us!

by Mr Zinger November 26, 2020


Council Bluffs weed

true grade shit. council bluffs lays in the direct path from la to newyork, thus cb directly benefits from it. Council Bluffs weed is always good shit.

man, im throwed off this council bluffs weed.

by valo April 23, 2007

13πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Coolest-Of-Cool Council

This is a giant council made up of only the coolest of cool. If you are not one of the coolest of cool, you may not take a seat on the council. This council is made up of people who have recieved more than 1 Schlag and 50 lollerskates. However, acceptions can be made for asians who hang out with hispanics and jews, or hispanics who hang out with asians and jews, or jews who hang out with asians and hispanics, because they are already the coolest of cool. The council is ruled by a trio made up of a hispanic, an asian and a jew. You will be treated like a god if you have a seat on the Coolest-Of-Cool Council.

"Oh Johnny, i wish i could someday take a seat on the Coolest-Of-Cool Council and have naked hamsters bring me breakfast and sex in bed!" said Mommy to me as she was tucking me into bed after a light dinner of tea and strumpets.

by Ric The Spic April 24, 2005

6πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž