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(noun)- when boys (and girls) fall deeply in love with 'her' in a very short time.
Symptoms include: following her like a puppy, puppy dog eyes, staring, emotional attachment, thinking she is your world, believing you will b together forever and other desires.
Treatment: unfortunately, there is no known treatment as of right now. Symptoms have been found to linger for months, even years.
"damn, that pour boy has got a bad case of blake fever"
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An incurable disease picked up when eating from food stalls in south east Asia. Symptoms consist of a constant ooze of anal syrup out of your Janus, resulting in severe embarrassment when any light coloured pants are worn.
"Hey Nick, want to come play golf today?"
"Nah mate I better pass, my Janal Fever's playing up this week, not a good idea to don the whites at the moment."
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When people try to act hyphy when they're not. Origininated in the sucka free city around 2005, possibly a reference to typhoid fever, an illness caused by the bacterium Salmonella Typhi.
William: This party is off the heezy, dawg! Let's get hyphy!
Tron: Dawg, who says dawg? You got the hyphoid fever.
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A very deadly virus that have been diagnosed recently, it is claimed that when a person is infected with the virus (especially a teenage girl, excluding a full grown mature woman), their intelligence and thinking capability will immediately be dropped to 50 IQ or below. Some even rated to be 10 or below.
Infected 1: OMG, HIS SOO CUTE!!!
Infected 2: I KNOW, WOW!!!
Infected 1: <REPEAT>
Infected 2: <REPEAT>
An example of Bieber Fever, the infected is unable to think properly, except their love towards Justin, and is now mentally retarded.
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the absolute desire to become a colombian
charlotte: dude, emily, when are we getting those colombian fake id's?
emily: man i dont know, we have been waiting for months, i have tootal colombian fever..
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The sad and dismal realization that you are stuck on whatever Hawaiian Island you live on; in this case, Oahu. While Island Fever is extremely detrimental to one's mental health, there is always going to be that one idiot who claims said island is "da best place to go cruise and do wutevas". And they are, unknowingly, adding fuel to the fire that is Island Fever. And, you know, they're also unknowingly about to get punched in the face.
Person unaffected by Island Fever: "It's not that bad, guys! We can go to the beach all the time! And everything's so close!"
Person affected by Island Fever: "Seriously? Dude, shut the fuck up before I punch you in the throat."
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Only being sexually attracted to hicks.
Andrew: "Ally keeps staring at Shay's John deere shirt"
Danielle: "Thats because she has Hay Fever."
Andrew: "Ohhhh."
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