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A. When a man (usually white) is afflicted with an inadequately sized penis, rendering him unable to give pleasure to a female.
B. Small Dick
When Scott Haggai took off his pants in front of a woman for the first time, she couldn't help but laugh at his little junk.
Similar to Oh snap, used as an exclamation, but not necessarily for positive occurences or negative ones. Sometimes just used for randomness.
Person 1: Oh snap!
Person 2: Oh junk!
Person 3: I do what I want...
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To Republicans: global warming, the link between second-hand smoke and cancer, and evolutionary biology. To Democrats: creationism, abstinence-only sex education, and supply-side economics.
Ronald: When we cut taxes, it will stimulate the economy and increase tax revenues.
George H. W.: Sounds like voodoo economics to me.
George W.: When we cut taxes, it will stimulate the economy and increase tax revenues.
Al: We've heard of all that junk science before. We need to focus on climate change!
George W.: Now that's junk science!
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To dance a jig in your boxers so that your junk bounces visibly all over the place, often to the detriment of your friends and passersby.
"Eww...Please stop that junk jig for like three seconds and tell me where the bathroom is.
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the dumbest solution to a major oil spill in the history of the world where scientists plan on chucking trash into the leak hoping it will block it.
joe: what the fuck are you scientists thinking?
scientist: uhhhhhhh ummmmm OH! how bout we throw trash into it we can call it the junk shot!!! *chucks shit in pipe to oil spill hole*
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Driving with your pecker and nut sack exposed. Taking your dick and balls out of your underwear Fly and through the zipper of your pants while driving.
L.A. driving is so stressful I need to relax so if you see me smiling behind the wheel, it's probably because I'm junk driving.
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A sling in which a man wears from his neck down through his junk to hold it in place. Similiar to that of a Banana Hammock but a One piece from the neck to the male junk.
Wow look at that guys junk sling! Banana hammock
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