KFC Wocky

The left-over of a KFC Freeze of any flavour, mixed with an energy drink to create a variation of the popular drink ‘Lean’ or ‘Wocky’.

Hey Josh can i mix my Redbull with your left-over raspberry KFC freeze? I want to make a KFC Wocky

KFC Surprise

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The fine art of popcorn surprise but with a box of KFC chips. To pull off the hilarious trick, do the following:

STEP 1: Create a hole in the bottom of your half full KFC chip box

STEP 2: Insert your (preferably erect) phallus upwards into said hole

STEP 3: Entice your friends to unknowingly reach in and grab a "chip"

Your friend should then grasp your salty penis, thus rendering them homosexual and yourself a hilarious friend for tricking another man to grab your penis

I walked in on nugget reaching into Marty's KFC chips, only to see him run away, having received a KFC surprise. We pashed, Then Marty cried as salt got into his Japs eye

KFC Shuffle

When a boy cums in his hand and slaps his girlfriend with it.

It turns her on when i give her the old KFC Shuffle

KFC WiFi

KFC WiFi refers to slow or inconsistent WiFi, usually used in competitive gaming

"I just killed this kid with KFC WiFi"

KFC Metal

A genre-descriptor first attributed to the guitar-stylings of Buckethead. It is said that the term is derived from Buckethead's wearing of a KFC chicken bucket on his head.

Brian: Hey, have you heard Buckethead's new album?

Sanchez: Nah brah, that shit's some KFC Metal.

going to KFC

Female masterbation--it's finger lickin good.

WIFE: Honey, I'm going to KFC, you want anything?
HUSBAND: I'll have whatever you're having.

KFC

jess a place dat makz u fat. sum of da peepz i noe call it Korean Female Chicks. he he he...

My Friend: ey gurl!!!! wanna eat @ KFC??
Me: k...
My Otha' Friend: wut?? do we get our food fwrom a korean chick!?
Me: nooo!!!
My Friend: Whurr do u wanna goe already!?!?!?