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When you take a shit, then dip you're dick and balls in the toilet, then run up to someone and repeatedly slap them in the face with you toilet dick. All while chanting "sloppy slapper". Then tea bagging them with your toilet balls before running away. Never having flushed the toilet.
John took his morning shit as usual, but got the urge to dip his dick and balls in before leaving the restroom. Once he had, he than ran into the kitchen and began repeatedly slapping Daniel across the face with his toilet water dick, while chanting "sloppy slapper" over and over. He than tea bagged him with his toilet balls and ran out of the room giggleing...
A person who enjoys throwing rocks into cow pats as a form of entertainment.
May also be used as an insult when no good ones will come to mind.
You're such a Pat slapper
A pedophile. One who touches little ones.
That Jimmy Saville is a right Nappy Slapper
When you’ve finished crossing swords with your mate in the urinal and need to shake the drippers off so you slap your penises together.
We are such sausage slappers!
adverb. A term used to describe a dumb-ass joke. Its inception was the result of someone noticing their friend slapping their thigh/knee when a joke was told. It's an official "knee slapper" when the person laughing sqints their eyes, slaps their knee, and can barely speak due the amount of laughimg taking place. This definition is considered a "knee slapper".
What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor!!
-knee slapper
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Negative Racial term used for black people comparing them to monkeys
the ground slappers are at the zoo
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