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What you rate on thee old "popularity chart". You can rage from 1- how many people there are in your school/ college/university/work, first (1) being the highest of coarse, last (the # of students in your education/work) being the lowest (where you don't wanna be in!)
Girl 1: Whats your Popularity Status?
Boy 1: 20, you?
Girl 1: Really?! Mines 14!
Girl 2: Mines only 27 *Sighh* :/ Oh well, at least it isnt as bad as her, she probably has 784
Boy 2: Yeah!!! XD
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on Facebook, one who frequently comments the statuses of random people and/or presses the "like" button
athena: omg that creeper just pressed the like button on my status!
ariel: yeah like who IS he?
jackie: i dont even know, he just presses the like button on EVERYONE'S status!
audrey: hes SUCH a status stalker!
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A facebook status with no likes or comments.
HEY... LOL GO LIKE MY STATUS REALLY QUICK BECAUSE IT'S DOPE AND I DON'T WANNA DELETE IT BUT I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A VIRGIN STATUS.
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Someone who misuses the word "status" as a concrete object in the workplace. This is usually the sign of a micro-manager or someone working their way towards middle management.
Mary: I asked for that report last week. Can I get a status?
Bob: It's almost done
Mary: I need a status on that requisition.
Phil: It should be ready by Tuesday.
Mary: Could you give me a status on the new program?
Alan: Sure, how about "pending?"
Mary: Uh no, I mean... I need to know... Uh...
Alan: What? I gave you a status, you status assassin!
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Inserting one fist in a girls vagina and the other in her ass, then proceeding to hoist her over your head with both fists raised thus assuming the pose of the rocky statue. Eye of the tiger background music optional.
I rocky statued that girl last night and she ended up in the hospital.
On average 24 women die each year from failed rocky statue attempts.
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Noun/Adjective: One of the status words pointing out or describing a weird, unoridinary, or stalkerish person.
2: someone watching you for no reason, mainly from afar.
S.S: Yeah, I was at the grocery store and saw you buy those new boxers.
Me: Yo, stalker status! *backs away*
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Uh, where it says on facebook what you're doing right now.
Check out Oprah's facebook status today. She's still talking about how fat she got.
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