Land Viking

A homeless person. Usually drunk. Goes to punk shows, doesn't pay, steals smokes and beer. Squeegees cars at intersections when they can't steal or mooch.

Get your dirty ass squeegee off my windshield you disgusting Land Viking.

Dirty Viking

It's where a male uses his ass hair to give a woman a shit stained beard by sitting on their face

Susan had always dreamed of getting a Dirty Viking from Steve

Super Viking

The ranking for a Nordic sailor guy that is above a Regular Viking, but below a Super Duper Viking

"my Nordic cousin Bjørn got promoted from a low-class Regular Viking to a intermediate-class Super Viking"

Viking Penis

a gargantuan cock with braided pubes

Man my boy Robert has a Viking penis

minnesota vikings

1. God-awful team that is destined to fail in every season and manages to screw up their chances of a superbowl spot. Lead by a fuckcheese known as brad childress. Don't know the meaning of the term "talent"!
2. can be used to describe how utterly shit something is.

1. "Did you hear that the vikings failed to get to the playoffs?"
"Sure. it's the vikings. they do it every year!"
2. "Dude. that's as bad as the minnesota vikings!"

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N3kr0 Vikings

The greatest black metal band ever. Ever. EVER. You can't deny the tr00ness of it.

"The N3kr0 Vikings pwn every day."

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Viking

In jail or prison, this term refers to someone that is extremely lazy and never does any cleaning or much of anything. Outside of prison, it is someone who is extremely lazy.

Alyssa hasn't done anything but lay around all day. She is such a fucking viking!

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