The Weed Fairy

A mythological creature who flies around the world leaving weed in the old coat pockets and secret hiding spots of pot headseverywhere.

Dude! I was desperately needing a tokebut my stash was dry. I searched the house high and low and I even tried scraping the residue from the inside of the bud buster, but all of that had been smoked long ago. I was about to walk over to my dealer's house and beg, borrow or sell my soul for a joint. I put on my coat and as I checked my pockets for my keys I found that the weed fairy had left me a surprise!

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Sex Fairy

A magical being, of which there are thousands. They fly around and use their powers to make unlikely sex situations happen. It's up for debate as to whether or not these creatures work for the greater good. For example, sex faries will have made it possible for the school geek to sleep with the school stud. Excellent for the reputation of the geek, but total social disaster for the stud.

Sex faries work better in situations where copious alcohol is applied to all parties, or when a high degree of lust renders the targets unable to function correctly. (Sex faries can be prayed to if desperate, and are more likely to exist than God)

-"Hey Steve, I hear you slept with Tina. What possessed you?"
-"There must have been some bloody sex faries in the air. I will never live this down"

-"Oh Magical Sex Fairy, please please PLEASE let me have one night with Danny, and I'll never ask for anything again, I swear!"

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Fairy Wench

The heart of a sweet fairy, the mind of a feisty wench.

Play nice, and Fairy Wench will bake you cookies. Be mean, and you shall meet up with her spork.

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Fairy Princess

A woman who hangs with gay men.The term "fag hag" or "homo honey" just doesn't cut it.

"Hi guys, here comes your fairy princess.Let's shop!"

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shoot a fairy

To fart. Australian slang. See 'The Adventure of English' by Melvyn Bragg (pub 2003)

Did you just shoot a fairy?

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fairy fail

a circumstance when a female thinks she has found the man of her dreams, and then the two break up quickly for a ridiculously stupid and petty reason.

Kilgore: Hey are Billy and Valencia still going out?
Eliot: No they were going strong for awhile, but then it just turned out to be a fairy fail.

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Typo Fairy

An evil little critter that haunts the internet and makes otherwise smart people who know how to type look like idiots.

I knop what you mena!

The typo fairy strikes again.

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