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If one does not visit the toilet regularly or has a bad case of the shits aka brads aka Diarrhoea they may find themselves in a situation where there is "Panic at the gates". One wet fart and it could be new pants time.
Man after that curry there was panic at the gates
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Rusty Gates sister, a character used for marketing Arrow computers in Australia
Scott: That Dusty Gates Could Be Real hot if she wanted too.
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One of the richest guys in the world, a talent with a needle and soft dick.
One nite, Bill Gates slept with a whore at a five star hotel. And after having balled her, he asked, “How do you feel when you sleep with one of the richest men in the world like me?”.
The whore answered, “micro+soft”.
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placing your or someone's penis between another's butt cheeks, not entering the anus but rubbing between the cheeks
Hey Jon, can I put lotion on your butt and rub my wiener between your cheeks? The snake at the gates will wait.
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The richest man in the world who made his billions by creating the Windows OS, which gained popularity by having several useful, though sub-par, programs already installed.
Many often ridicule the Windows OS, although the same majority continue to use it.
Bill Gates is business man, not a programmer.
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An amazing place up in North Jersey. It is a large tunnel network that supposedly ends at the gates of hell. It has been featured in Weird NJ, best local magazine. Also known for the intermingling of cultists and bored suburbian youth that frequent the tunnels. (PS Ignore Warning Signs, you can all swim I hope)
Yo, frank got stabbed in the Gates of Hell.
I was at the gates of Hell last weekend
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Sexual groping of one's genitalia at airport security by agents after a traveler refuses full body x-ray search.
Those TSA Agents gate rape everyone that refuses the full body x-ray.
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