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The phrase that is being said by your girlfriend's father when he caught you having sex that is illegal in seven states.
'Suprise motherfucker.'
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Somebody with a personality comparable to that of celebrated actor Samuel L. Jackson
Shaun: Dude, Floyd, did you hear what James did?
Floyd: Yeah, what a badass.
Shaun: Totally, I'm never going to fuck with THAT guy again.
Floyd: I hear you, man.
pause
Shaun: Bad motherfucker.
Floyd: What?
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1. An alcoholic cocktail that will make you say 'Adios' to being sober, and 'see you later' to your liver pretty quick. You might just fuck a mother in the process, or call someone this if they're a total d-bag. The recipe is as follows:
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz gin
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
2 oz sweet and sour mix
2 oz 7-Up® soda
2. Badass way to say 'I won, you suck.' or 'I'm genetically better than you, hence, why I win in every theoretical life situation'
1. 'Hot bartender, please make me an Adios Motherfucker. I plan on getting effing LIT tonight. :-)'
2. 'Oh, you want to beat me at beer pong? Adios motherfucker. Prepare to lose. :-)'
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Unlike son of a bitch which is in reference to ones canine mother, son of a motherfucker is in reference to ones father that it is assumed was a motherfucker.
Can also be used as a curse when frustrated or infuriated by something.
Ask Doug?! Why, I wouldn't trust that son of a motherfucker as far as I could throw him.
What is wrong with this goddamn remote?! Son of a motherfucker!
After spilling your cereal all over the floor:
Oh, man. Son of a motherfucker! Shit!
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Billy J. His name alone tells you he is, was, and always will be one of the realest motherfuckers there ever was. Billy the realest motherfucker who everwas,gives nofucks about motherfucker who wasn't. He has been said to have told Chuck Noris to his face he looked like a fake motherfucker and walked away unscathed.
Yo Clark who is that? "That's a real motherfucker like Billy".
when you have to give someone a gift but you hate them so you get them a word mug that says im a motherfucker
here is a word mug that says "im a motherfucker"
A person who would proudly call themselves a “gamer”. This person would typically shower once a week or every two weeks and their hands will be crusted with Cheeto dust at all times. This person would also smell like shit and live with their parents. They’ll also have greasy hair 24/7 despite any annual showers because you just can’t wash that shit off. When they travel in groups they are referred to as “a bag of Cheetos”
Jeez, take a shower man you look like a Cheeto motherfucker.