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when she toppin' her man good and the cum in her mouth makes her breath stank, so after her breath smell bad cause' she gave head
yo I gave your mom salmon breath
Salmon surfing is when you jump as high as you can with arms down at your sides in front of family and/or friends. And then launch yourself onto a crowd of humans.
Man, I saw my brother Salmon Surfing last night and I wasn't sure whether to cheer or crap my pants!
An activity that involves positioning your hand between legs of anyone sitting nearby with a flat palm and slapping hands rapidly between the thighs of the person, preferably someone who would not file a battery claim against you. This supposedly represents an Awkward Salmon struggling out of water.
It can be an performed by an individual when the conversation has died down to the point of awkwardness.
Usually screaming "Flaky Salmon" in a slightly deranged voice is acceptable at this time.
This usually serves to make the situation far more awkward than initially perceived.
Tito: What the F----?!? How's your classes going, DOUG?
Doug: So... Do you like weather?
Tito: .....
Doug: It's crazy... so many people here... potential witnesses.....
Tito: Waiter! What does a black guy have to do to get some "wudder"?
Doug: Give a guy some water-- he's black and he's been through a lot!
Doug: 'Places hands between the thighs of 'Tito' and begins slapping. '
Doug: FLAKY SALMON! JAJAJAJAJAAAA
Tito: .....
Doug: .....
Tito: .....
When you get bitten by a salmon and inherit his genes becoming a half human half salmon hybrid.
“Holy shit Steven, are you okay?”
“Yes Gered. I just got bit by a salmon”
(Steven turns into an inherited salmon)
“Steven!! Youre an inherited salmon!
*fish noises*
The act of slapping someone on the forehead with the bottom side of the head of your penis after facial ejaculation. The bottom side of your penis looks like the neck of a salmon, hence the term "salmon stamping".
Salmon Stamp a girl on the forehead after facial ejaculation
When a man wants a woman to squirt on his oven baked salmon, before he can eat it. Eg. Like a condiment. Fetish.
Matt: “man, I just wanna go to Amsterdam and pay some hot chick for a salmon dressing.”
A hand job in witch the innards of a salmon is used as the lube of choice
Bro, Caitlin gave me an amazing salmon job last night I still smell like fish I loved it