Snow Man

A person who deals drugs, most likely Cocaine.

I wanted some crack, but my snow man was all out.

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Snow Bank

When you bank on having a snow day and stay up until school is actually cancelled.

1. Mat, Brian, and Matty are currently playing snow bank at UMASS.

2. Mark missed his early morning exam because he was up all night playing snow bank and cheating on his girlfriend.

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Snow fever

When someone post a snowboard or ski picture and you instantly want to go snowboarding/skiing

A friend posted a snowboarding picture now I have snow fever

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Jon Snowed

You are in the shit. Your hair needs a wash. Your bae is gone, everyone is calling you a titface because your bae WAS your bae, and you can't be lord of Winterfell because some guy with a beard is being a nob.

Person 1: *sigh* My girl just left me, she said she was going somewhere 'hot' and everyone's being a wanker about me liking her.

Person 2: Man, you got SO Jon Snowed.
Person 1: WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER LEFT THE CAVE

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Snow Halation

A song performed by μ's in an anime called Love Live!.
The better, higher quality version can be found by simply search "Snow Halation" on Google and click the first official result.

Snow Halation Lyrics:
In a different time, across the distant sea
You'll find the older, modern stone age family
Cars that can't be driven, lest you use your two legs
Dinosaurs still roam this sacred world
How do I know, how much this loincloth will show
What's that sound in front of me, shrieking raptor melody
It can't stop, no it won't stop, here in Bedrock
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're the modern stone age family
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
When you're with the Flintstones
Have a yabba-dabba-doo-time
A dabba-doo-time
Doo-yabba-dabba-doo
Yabba-dabba-dabba da-dabba-doo
Yabba-dabba-dabba-dabba-doo
We'll have a gay old time
...

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snow bong

A bong packed with snow. No water in the chamber, just snow packed all the way up to the mouth. As the snow cools the smoke, the bong hits extremely smoothly.

Following the intense blizzard, Johnny ventured outside and packed a snow bong and calmly ripped two bowls, creating a great high.

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snowed under

Have too much work to do

I want to leave work on time today, but I can't because I'm snowed under.

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