Lads got a god sized dick because his name means god in greek.
I slapped him with my Theos sized dick.
Theo may seem gay but is very straight, straighter than you!
They are very nice and gender neutral because gender is a concept created by The Jedi
Sometimes they may seem nice but only to use you for their own purposes but that is not for all Theos
Kind of a sociopath but is loyal when you get to know them
Q: Hey Theo how’s your boyfriend
Theo: I’ve gotta girlfriend you Karen
His name means god in Greek. He is the sweetest person there is. Handsome, so cute, shy, sensitive and funny. He guaranteed to put a smile on ur face.
He have the softest voice and touches you’ll ever know.
He may make mistakes but never hide them from u.
He will make u laugh despite the fact that you’re so mad and his tickles are the best. Theo is the greatest friend and greatest lover.
He doesn’t realize how much he means to you. Make sure to keep him forever.
Person 1- I am sad
Person 2- You need a Theo
A they/them bitch who doesn't know its fucking genitalia and wants to be quirky.
Normal person: Hey dude wanna grab some food?
Theo : Actually I'm a they/them.
Normal person: Well they can go fuck them selves.