Lard Town

Manteca California, located in the Central Valley of NorCal. "The 209"
Manteca is Spanish means Lard, therefore local teenagers refer the Small City as "Lard Town"

"Nobody sidewalk surfs like Jay Buscuits! He's The Lord of Lard Town!"

running the town

Achieving a victory by a significant margin.

Emmalee: Man, I'm beating you guys in this card game by like a hundred points.
Louis: Yeah, you're really running the town on all of us. :(

TP Town

Its a town in East Islip where an unknown man known as TP runs around trying to save the universe. He climes trees and Jumps over tables. On fridays you can find him learking in the corners looking for "Jail Bait" as he likes to call them. He tries to save the world but he always fails at it. You can find him working at the mall at Game Stop. This is a place where he feels at home and can BS with Johnny Hepititis about not getting girls and playing video games. He is a very nice guy but has a very sick and twisted mind. He is one step away from becoming a full blown AA meeting Drunk. If hes not working at Game Stop he is probably somewhere drinking, wanting to drink, thinking about drinking, or actually stealing beers to drink. You can also find him at some kind of Fast Food stops fattening up his belly. He once ran for President but failed because he took the law into his own hands, refused to kiss a black baby, and called Hilary a Hooker. He is also known as T-Pain

I was in TP Town last night and my ass is killing me.

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go to town

generic phrase indicating action(s) performed in a hardcore manner

"Boy howdy, Tom Cruise is just goin' to town on those ninja assassins."

"That kid can really go to town on a dance floor."

"He kissed her a few times, then they really went to town."

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Normal town

The area of your neighborhood/town that you and your closest friends feel most comfortable meeting up at. Some people call this "home base". It is usually a place like Wendy's or some friend's house that you visit everyday.

-Hey guys, you left me!
-It's straight man just meet us as normal town and we'll scoop you up

After the party got broken up by the cops, Terry and I agreed to grab some beers and meet everyone up at normal town to regroup.

-Hey where are you?
-Normal town
-Ok I'll be there in a few

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tha town

ok so the person above msu t be from EPA and if they are, they know good and well that Tha Town is mutha fukkin Oakland, CA

That Town shit slaps

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King of Town

The king of the town that Homestar Runner and his comrades reside in. He is by far the most unpopular person in town. He has his own flock of sheep (or used to, anyway), and eats all kinds of crap. While it is widely believed the the King of Town lives in a smile-faced castle, in reality, he lives in atwo bedroom job next door to Strong Bad. He leases his Weber barbecue to The Cheat for shelter. Rumor has it that he is Marzipan's father, but nothing has been confirmed.

The KING OF TOWN ate his sheep. They were delicious.

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