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Isela Time

Always Very Late!
Extremely late, more than 2 hours late!

Where is everyone, the ceremony started two hours ago- "They are probably running on Isela Time!"

Are you gonna be here on Real time or Isela Time?

by Issy710 May 31, 2011

48๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Frieza Time

A measurement of time according to Frieza from Dragon Ball Z.

When he sets namek to blow up, it takes 7 episodes to blow up.
30 minutes an episode, that is 3hours 30 mins for 5 minutes to pass in Frieza Time:
1 Frieza second = 42 Frieza seconds
1 Frieza minute = 42 Frieza minutes
1 Frieza day = 42 Frieza days
1 Frieza year = roughly 42 Frieza years

Jake: I'll just be a min you pranny!

Henry: That was more than a minute Jake!

Jake: I meant 1 Frieza Minute!

Henry: Oh, you meant Frieza Time!

by sangajin1 April 22, 2013

112๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Simpler times

Something that people often say when they talk about the past or something in the past, usually a few years back. The good old days when there were fewer things to worry about and less complex technology.

I remember hanging out with my old friends, playing Half-Life on the computer, and when Urban Dictionary was first created, simpler times!

by BigBoi Gaming December 30, 2021

49๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


GAMMY TIME

A massive orgy with women over 70 only in July before they got to sleep at 5PM

Bro during last gammy time my nuts fucking exploded and one of those wrinkly cheeks engulfed them. *Derived from: "grandma summer"

by THECUMMAN August 23, 2020

44๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Violet Time

Violet time is the time to be violated.

Violate me, in the violet time,
In the vilest way that you know!
Desecrate, savage me
Utterly ravage me
On me no mercy bestow.

Maude didn't go out with Harold. It was violet time.

by Cranberry Bob January 15, 2020


punishment time

IIIIIIIIIIITS PUNIIIIISHEMENT TIIIME

Monokuma: IT'S PUNISHMENT TIME!

by Biakuya ToGAMER September 27, 2020


time for cock

A suffix to be applied to the answer whenever a member of the opposite sex asks you the time and it falls on the hour. As in 9 o'clock, time for cock.

NB. Not to be used on family members or really old / young members of opposite sex, please

Example 1
Girl: Hey, what time is it?
Guy: It's 10 o'clock...time for cock.
Girl: Cool

Example 2
Guy: Yo, do you know what time it is?
Girl: Sure i do, it's 9 o'clock, time for cock!
Guy: Awesome

by radishford October 13, 2013

60๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž