day wife

A female co-worker whose approval or authorization is necessary to complete any task because you work on the same "team."

Hey Ralph, can we send this letter out?
Let me check with Elaine first.
Who's Elaine?
She's my day wife.

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Scottsdale Wife

(noun). A married woman who lives in affluent Scottsdale AZ who is used to the finer things.

She was accustomed to an affluent lifestyle as a Scottsdale Wife: tanning & hair salons, massages, shopping, plastic surgery on a regular basis.

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Bitch Wife

Name symbolizing the typical everyday pain in the ass wife.

"Go make me a sandwich Bitch wife".

Sorry ass Swamp Donkey Bitch wife.

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Man-wife

The hottest kind of man. Is great at cooking and cleaning. Has the sweetest kind of heart. Plus has strong abs and gives the best hugs. A really good lover.

My husband is so hot. He cooks and cleans and gives amazing cuddles! He’s the best man-wife ever. I love him!

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wife swapping

The act of two or more couples swapping mates for sexual gratification for some period of time, usually a noght or weekend. Sometimes it is done in the same place and other times the couples go back to either the woman's or the man's residence to be more private.

Next weekend Jim is going to Frank and Sue's home while Frank comes to Jim's home to have sex with Jan during their semi-annual wife swapping party. Frank enjoys having sex with Sue because she is so cute, but really loves his wife Jan.

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dutch wife

n. Blow-up doll. Orig.: Dutch people use body-length bolsters to sleep with...or so they claim.

Going home to visit the Dutch wife.

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ex-wife

see {cunt}, also really like the target idea.

I hope to one day see my ex-wife's face on a milk carton.

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