pee soup

The zesty medley of multi human urines commingling, unflushed in a urinal. Usually quite aromatic earlier in the morning, due to dehydration, perhaps from a few too many the night before. Which may also explain why there is no flushing action.

Dude whoever added to that pee soup totally had asparagus last night.

Sick bro! the pee soup was almost overflowing.

The last guy to pee in that soup can't smell, it burned the hair right out of my nose.

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duck soup

Easy adj.
Commonly used by gumshoes in books by Chandler and Spillane. If something is as good as done or will be done very easily is said to be "duck soup."

It's duck soup from here on out.

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Nigga Soup

1 Cup a noodle, 1 slim jim & 1 polly'o strang chez. Chop up dat jim and peel dat chazz. Put in cupa noodle, nuke dat shit accordingly and enjoy the knock.

Man, fo lunch today i'm getin knocked on some nigga soup... namean!

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no soup for you

Made famous by the Soup Nazi on Seinfeld.

Person: Can I have soup? *Mistakenly insults the Soup Nazi

Soup Nazi: No soup for you!

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making soup

Female masturbation. Term originates due to the fact that a woman gets increasingly wet as she gets more aroused.

John: Where's Michelle?
Chris: Oh, she went home after that Brad Pitt movie. I bet she's making soup.

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Soup to Nuts

Start to finish

P1: Did you watch the state of the union address last night?

P2: Soup to Nuts

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Soup Shoe

A sexual act involving multiple individuals, urine and a shoe.

The urine being the soup and the shoe the bowl.

One person makes the soup and the other enjoys a tasty treat.

In order for this to be a "Soup Shoe" you must use a spoon. Crackers and other condiments optional.

*In certain company, be sure to use your Soup Spoon.

Becky: I'm so glad you asked me to the dance, Johnny.

Johnny: I'm glad too. When we leave I'll make you a nice warm Soup Shoe.

Becky: Omg Johnny! That sounds wonderful!