One who walks/runs around without a shirt, wears their hat on backwards, spends their summer in just swim trunks because they love the way their 6 pack looks, even when it's 65 degrees and raining. Wants to be a model, and or post model type pictures on their facebook,twitter,tumblr account, talks to multiple women in the same day, has way to many friends on facebook that he has never seen in real life, is late to everything, and usually is capable of getting attention from women from their unusual ability of playing the drums very well, said the word SWAG more than three times in their life immediately classifies them as a classic tool. Or longboards everywhere because they cant drive yet / or bum a ride off a friend that day.
A guy who is used, like a tool, he will drive you places and he will do you favors and a suckup
Me: Hey your a tool
Brian Porter:Yea ik
a man who is only interested in getting hammered and screwing things
"hey man, look at that guy in the corner, what a total tool"
Johnny is the one feebly chatting up multiple women while consuming huge quantities of alcohol.
A person who is dumb and is good for nothing other than being used for something, such as money or sex. This can also describe someone who is useless except when being used by others.
"I think a lot of the jocks are tools. They are good for nothing except for their bodies and money."
"He is such a sucker and a tool."
a douche. one who is just plain dick to everyone he/she gets to know, and takes it for granted.
- God, Terry's such a fuckin' tool.
- Fuck man, some tool stole my fuckin car