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A purpose built bicycle for the around-town-commuter. A "sweet townie" would have lights, racks, bell, bags, lock, fenders, etc. Most townies are a mix of function and fun. Often having many purely stylish additions as well.
"Her townie has flames on the fenders and the leather saddle."
"My townie has a 'hoola-girl' on the handlebars."
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Townies are the reason that you fail your Driveing test, breack your finger, loose your phone. They are a bunch of mindless Zombies looking for a fight evin if u ask them for the time. when i find the 1 who mugged my little brother i'll show him wot its like to have a "Ruck" at a ratio of 10:2. Befor you die theres 1 thing you should try "Townie Bashing" go on, c how they like it.
townie: "Yo, Bruv, inni' u go' a fukin siggi ? "
normal person: "No im sorry i dont smoak"
townie: "Gimme a siggi Bruv or i'll Bash Ya ! "
normal person "naw hang on a moment son i....."
*smash**CruncH*"@#%$!!!"
Note-dont call them son or luv or m8.
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Townies are scum! No, seriously for one moment. A typical townie will be in their teens, ranging from Mini Townies in their child sized tracksuits, to adults who should god damn know better.
They tend to wear the brand name Ecko, which isn't spelt correctly because townies don't own a dictionary. This tracksuit comes in a range of colors including white, blue and grey. Or, if you don't want to splash out a quick trip to the market will help some poor stall owner offload a load of pink velour trousers he has had stored in the back of his van for two years. These must be emblazened with the word "Biatch" across the arse in sequins, which due to the shitty quality will all drop off within ten minutes.
the females of the species must have a Belly button barmade out of the finest plastic and purchased from Claires accessories, which will no doubt cause their stomach to turn septic. They must have their hair GLUED to their head, because god forbid a bit of hair might fall loose, ruining their greasy stuck down look. Of course though, they have to tie their hair back to hide the three inch dark roots that are protruding from their peroxide blonde hair.
The guys will have their hair cleverly spiked using so much gel that it's a great wonder they aren't bald, and will don a nice, big, diamonte earring, purchased for £3 from argos.
The male and female tend to stick together as love interests to avoid having a baby in the future that may turn out anywhere near individual. Unfortunatly for us, the furutr is very near, because it's the latest accessory to have a baby. The baby will no doubt have some monstrosity of a name such as Corgette, or to the like, because the parents want their child to have a name thats "different". They never considered however, that this child will be haunted by that choice all their life. Not to mention the fact the baby is going to have seven bells of shit kicked from them because all their clothes come from Oxfam as their teenage parents are frittering away their money on ciggarettes.
The final way though, to spot a townie, is the attitude. THE THINK THEY RULE. They look down on anyone with even an ounce of intelligence, and they think they can talk to anyone like shit. Well sorry Mr. Townie, that won't wash with me.
Townie: Whatcha Lukin at ya minga
Normal Human: Sorry?
T: SHUT UP B4 I GET MA CREW ONTA YA
N: I beg your pardon
T: FUCK YO MAMA
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a lazy inhabitant of any campus town or any city who engages in activities involving chocolate-milk, shower-crowding, pretzel tying, being an all around idiot, and sucking syrup.
That guy is being a real townie idiot.
What is this chocolate-milk drinking townie fuck doing in my kitchen?
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A person that tends to live in a council house. Often seen in groups of 10-20 for that bit of "Support". Never seen alone. Fails to pronounce 'H' and 'T' properly. Dropped out of school at 13. Kids by 15. The females wear enough self tan to turn orange, gold earrings to appear to be a prop out of Goldfinger. They also have their hair gelled back into a slick,tight bun...
The male versions of this retarded shave their heads. Wear Burberry hats, Addidas Tracksuit bottoms,Nike Hoodies and socks which are neatly arranged as to being over their bottoms. Rockport boots and/or white trainers are also seen. They are an un-intelligent bunch. Often uncapable of stringing together two sensible sentances. The words F*ck and S*it are also used in every word. Hates eye contact and shuns black. Anyone doing and wearing these are often asked "Wha you lookin at? Wanna fight?"
But then goes quiet upon a good reply.
All in all a terrible race of people that seem to be hard. No let me rephrase that, aren't at all hard. A swift hit on the chin and nose quickly deposits these beings in a pile.
Townie1: "Oy! Look...itz wun o those Goffs"
Townie2: "Letz go get 'im"
*Strides over as if holding two carpet rolls under each arm*
Townie1: "You's lookin' a me Mosher?"
Townie2: "Wanna start summat wit us Shoe Crew?"
Goth: "I dont start. I Finish. Oh...and is that crap on your shoulders? Nope. Sorry its your head"
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Townies are ppl who rekon they're 'ard. They usualy are from the working class and live on councal estates. Townies have a different language from english, goodness knows what they mean. I doubt evan if they know what they're talking about. lol. Townies love to resort to vuiolence, yet are very scared of getting hurt(typical)They hate grungers, such as myself, and will started a fight on seeing one, or at least take the mick.
townie1: I love smokin'
townie2: me too. It's like so stereotypical.
townie1: It su'pose 'oo be.
townie2: Why r u tal'in funny?
townie1: 'cos i iz a townie and iz bein' stereotypical.
townie2: Hey loot man, it's a grunger
*-grunger enters*
townie1: Haha grunger! Kirt Cobains dead
*grunger pulls out paint ball gun, townies change color*
grunger: Muhahahahaha. Nvr underestamate a grunger pontential townies!
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