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Tractor Pull

The process of one male, wearing Heelys (roller skates or rollerblades will do in a pickle), inserting his erect penis into the butthole of another male whilst both are standing. Ideally, you want to contract around the penis head specifically -- this allows more room for the individual being pulled to perform complex tricks and stunts thus raising the audience's level of enjoyment. The 'receiver' then clinches his butt cheeks, thus locking in the inserted penis, and proceeds to run as fast as he can in a straight line with the 'inserter' in tow. The distance at which the inserted penis is "lost" is recorded, and becomes the distance to beat. The individuals who achieve the farthest distance are awarded victors and treated as such.

Man 1: We did pretty good in that tractor pull.
Man2: Thanks.
Man1: I think we can beat our time though.
Man2: Yes.

by After Dark February 22, 2021


Tractorer

A tractor driver

Tractorer is looking for a job.

by Kerama Marazzi December 25, 2018


Tractor-san

Sibling of truck-kun, a force to be rekoned with. he managed to isekai kazuma without even touching him.

P1: yo u goin to a coutryside later?
P2: aw yep
P1: ight then watch out for tractor-san tho dont get isekaied out there bro

by 早上好中國,現在我是一個simp December 13, 2022


Tractor abs

Deep abstract stomach muscles.

That man has tractor abs because they don’t look like regular abs. They’re more abstract.

by Deepration September 24, 2021


Chelsea Tractor

SUV driven by a plonker trying to achieve status

chelsea tractor

by pseudochorus December 24, 2022


Tractoring on

When a hard-working person continues to work as usual, despite a significant obstacle or very difficult circumstances.

e.g. Despite her illness and the terrible weather, Sarah kept on tractoring on at work.

by demhorses February 21, 2021


Tractoring on

When a hard-working person continues to work as usual, despite a significant obstacle or very difficult circumstances.

e.g. Despite her illness and the terrible weather, Sarah kept on tractoring on at work.

by demhorses February 21, 2021