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To wear the same colored, or matching, sweat pants and sweatshirt. Not to be confused with a jumpsuit but also known as an Alaskan Tuxedo.
"He was wearing Common Projects sneakers with gray sweatpants and a matching gray sweatshirt -- he's wearing an Equinox Tuxedo"
A cat mom having the noble distinction of only owning tuxedo cats, typically only one at a time. They talk to and about their cat to anyone who will listen. Tuxedo cats are more beautiful, intelligent, and have more personality than other cats. Tuxedo moms also display these same traits.
"I'm not a 'crazy cat lady'! I'm a tuxedo mom!"
When you have Carhart bibs, best, and jacket that are all the same color and are worn at the same time.
Man, old farmer, John is rocking his farmers tuxedo to go feed
A plaid heavy shirt style jacket (AKA Lumberjack Shirt) worn by working folk in Northern places when it's too cold for just shirtsleeves, but too warm for a full coat (or it's mid winter, but you're just out for a smoke before rejoining the boys).
Kev's wearin' his best Sudbury Tuxedo tonight! Must be up fer some curling!
When your at a wedding and have massive diarrhea flowing out of you while you run the the bathroom.
Mom: Where is jimmy going so fast the weddings about to start?
Grandpa: Oh he ate the Indian food; so he got the tuxedo trots!
Saggy Tuxedo is a sex act between a man and a women that is done while the man is wearing a tuxedo, most often after a wedding or a funeral. During sex, the man will pull his penis out of the woman and spray himself with his own semen
"What did you do with Brianna after the wedding?"
"Took her home and have her the ol' Saggy Tuxedo."
"What the fuck is wrong with you."
Plaid flannel shirt, denim jacket, and denim jeans tucked into a pair of hip waders, usually pulled all the way and attached to the jeans belt.
John developed a huge hardon every time he wore his full Canadian tuxedo while walking in the rain