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a blow hard whose pseudo knowledge on a subject leads to moronic rants
Your shallow knowledge of football coupled with your emotional assessment of your team’s performance is that of a ninny twit
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a mix between twig bitch and twat. reserved for only skinny bitches who think they’re all that.
God i hate Ciara she’s such a twit bitch
The act of posting excessive, regrettable tweets while drunk.
I can't believe I got so twit-faced last night I tweeted my ex.
A twat or twit on twitter who follows every tweet with a winking smiley, as if whoever they're talking is far too dumb to understand a joke when they see one.
"@randomannoyingfriend lol, maybe you'll just have to marry the cat ;)"
"@othertwitterfag ;) totally, only if you would first ;)"
Fuckin Twit-winkers.
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When, for reasons beyond your control, you must revoke an update you entered on your Twitter account.
My twitter entry (in jest): ‘Wanting to foray into politics, thinking about selling a seat on the Metro-Urban Fellowship Leadership Committee to the highest bidder.’
A random co-worker (later, by the water cooler): “Haha, I saw your twitter entry! That’s so hilarious!”
Me: “Try telling that to the boss. He made me Twit-back. Jerk!”
This is what happens when a "twitter user" has something great to share with the world tries to log in to their account and they get the blue screen of death that says "twitter is over capacity" They throw a twit fit.
You should have seen the twit fit that Britney Spears threw the other day, it was amazing.