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The reason I can no longer talk about one of my favorite bands, Velvet Underground, without some idiot mentioning Scott Weiland's new band.
Myself, talking to my friend: So did you listen to that Velvet Underground record yet?
Fool or clueless girl out of nowhere: Oh, that band with Scott Weiland and Slash?
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When a guy has his penis in a womans ass, sticks his hand up her vagina, and masturbates himself through the membrane between the two cavities.
Opposite to Rubber Glove.
I was fucking her and gave myself the Velvet glove.
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A sultry, torrid voice.
A voice you could hear for hours and not tire.
Given to sophistication, good inflection, proper timing, thoughtful pauses.
Can also indicate the sources excellent choice of words and expressions.
The velvet mouth on her, always saying the right thing.
She has a velvet mouth, she could ask me for a million dollars and I'd start looking for a bank to rob.
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n. Masturbating with a well lubed hand of a passed out girl.
Ever since Petey donned the velvet glove for the first time, his life has never been the same.
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The feeling of the skin surrounding a woman's vagina, when the hair there, has been waxed or shaved.
Guy 1: Did you get any pubes stuck in your teeth, when you went down on her last night?
Guy 2: Nah man - she's velvet.
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A somewhat hairy vagina, not quite hairy
"Hey bro, I went down on this girl, she had a velvet peach"
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