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a piece of paper that one reads in the morning that has a positive quote
"hey Eddie read a good vibration"
"sure"
*Eddie reads* weetbix and rice
That feeling you get when you think your phone is ringing in your pocket. But it isn't.
I was hoping for her call but it was only a phantom vibrate
Like a condom, except you shove it up your ass and it vibrates.
Man, how many vibrators did you shove in there?
A thing girl stick in their pussies to gain some pleasure
Poison had stolen a vibrator from her mothers bag and switched it on. She slipped it in her pussy, moaning like crazy.
Then her mother came in…
Duh Duh Duh!
Poison: I shoved a vibrator up my ass!
Ivy: how did it feel?
Poison: Amazing!
IT'S THE MODE ON YOUR PHONE WHEN IT VIBRATES WHEN YOU HAVE A NONIFICATION OR CALL GET YOUR HEAD OUT THE GOD DAMN GUTTER
'why didnt you pick up your phone??'
'sorry my phone was on vibrator setting so i didnt realize'
what i thought was an electric toothbrush when i was 10 and asking my mom what that vibrating noise was (you lying piece of shit, i knew no one brushes their teeth at fucking 4 am
ok the real meaning is a thing a woman sticks in her pussy and causes unfathomable amounts of pleasure
Anna just found her moms vibrator