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What you say right before something really bad happens, but you don't realise it until the last moment.
Kid: *tries feeding chocolate to the dog*
Parent: wait, NONONONONO
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Waite Park Minnesota... The city that backs up a load of trash known as St. Cloud and St Augustus.. This city has some restaurants if not they're not they're in Saint Cloud.. But you leave this vicinity and you will get stranded never ending corn fields...
Dad: Hey Johnny look theirs Waite park
Johnny: No one cares dad, keep driving.
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The act of waiting alone at the entrance to a building for a ride, basically looking like a total loser, willing your ride to pull up the street so everyone can see that you actually have an agenda. Often one will pretend to be texting or calling someone on there cell so it looks like they know what they're doing.
guy 1: Hey man saw you standing outside best buy the other day
guy 2: Ugh, ya. i was pulling a major gate wait
guy 1: That's some tough shit man
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A stupid way of trying to get you to care about something you couldn't care less about.
but wait, there's more for me to tell you about my dumb meaningless life that no one cares about
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the apocalypse, rapture, hell is waiting to happen. The reason jesus died for our sins. Your life is dependent on jesus, DO NOT pray towards mary for she is one of the flies of the church. Jesus is the bread, the wine, the sacrifice, the holy grail, the truth is if jesus didn't die for your sins you would have been before the life of jesus those humans went to limbo. Shame the generations who defy the word of jesus. Eternal life is not the defiance of jesus it is the compliance of jesus, and if you asseverate cleverness jesus loathes everyone who is worth nothing and excommunicates their soul to worthlessness in hell. for hell is in place of soulessness.
Jeremiah 25:30 the lord will roar from on high; he will thunder from his holy dwelling and roar mightily against his land. He will shout like those who tread the grapes, shout against all who live on the earth. The Tumult will resound to the ends of the earth, for the lord will bring charges against the nations; he will bring judgement on all mankind and put the wicked to the sword.
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Making sure that you have a new man lined up before dumping the old boyfriend
Louann wouldn't dump her old boyfriend Mick without having her cock in waiting ready to take his place
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She kept giving me the polite brush off until I walked away and opened the door of my whip, then suddenly she got gold digger patriotic: "Wait, is that your car?"
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