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Walmart Bathroom

A filthy, gross, monster spawner

I summoned Satan in the Walmart bathroom

by CPTNGoober March 16, 2022


Walmart ears

A phenomenon that arises from using cheap-ass headphones from Walmart. The black foam padding on these Chinese made pieces of shit breaks down over time and leaves a dirty looking,black residue on the unsuspecting user's ears.

Look at that joker. He's either a coal miner or has a bad case of Walmart ears.

by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011


walmart brand

1. A word that identifies an object as cheap, or poor quality. This word is commonly used when talking about skateboards or cloathing.
2. This word is also used for non-name brand skateboards or clothing.

John-"Where'd you get that ninja turtle brand skateboard?"
Adam-"im not telling you"
John-"Hey let me try this board out"
Adam-"Okay"
John-"OMG this skateboard is so HEAVY and the grip tape doesn't work!"
John-"OMG when i did a board slide the skateboard cracked in half and it hurt my nuts!"
John-"God, this must be a walmart brand skateboard!"

by rohan man May 8, 2006

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walmart ass

A human being with an ass that takes up the whole aisle at walmart.
Also has many dynamic features to it.

oprah

by jmack February 26, 2003

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walmart peso

US dollar. As the US dollar continues to lose value, it becomes synonymous with the cheap crap from Walmart. Used mainly by Canadians.

"Sorry, we don't take Walmart pesos.", server telling American tourist in a Toronto bar.

by DFisherman November 22, 2007

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Walmart Tuxedo

The name for pajamas that are worn in public.

What's the difference between pajamas and a walmart tuxedo? NOTHING!

by drole.homme March 23, 2011

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WalMart minute

approximately 45 minutes; equivalent to the amount of time it takes to run into WalMart and purchase one or two items.

Sorry, kids, dinner will be ready in a WalMart minute--I burnt the frozen pizza.

by norawebster December 12, 2008

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