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A pubic hair caught in one's throat.
Mike: (choking)
Peter: What's the matter brotha? Need the Heimlich?
Mike: No. (Cough) Just a Throat Wendy!
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A Texas politician who is basically an older and more politically experienced version of Sandra Fluke.
Wendy Davis (D) is running for office. She became famous for fighting for more late term abortions in her pink tennies.
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Comedy goals popularised by F.S, K.G, E.M, L.G widely associated with roaming fingers pointed outward bended by another person. That’s Bendy Wendy kids.
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A hypocritical talk show host that simply cannot keep Nicki Minaj's name out of her mouth.
Bruh, Wendy Williams talked about Nicki again today.
Ooh gurl, what did she say?
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Commonly referred to as bendy wendy , this specimin appears to need the toilet all the time and emits a strong odor of bum juice
Freind: wendy sharpe smells a bit
You: y o s s
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"Curb Your Enthusiasm Reference." Larry David saved this name on his phone for a female he was dating...she just so happened to be a paraplegic. Wendy Wheelchair was one of Larry's 2 handicapped lovers, the other being Denise Handicapped. He swore he had no idea that Denise was handicapped! As for Wendy he started dating her out of sympathy. Larry can't get enough of dem wheels.
Denise Handicapped: "Larry, who the fuck is in the closet?!?"
Larry: "Uhhhh Wendy Wheelchair???"
*soon after, Rosie O'Donnell chases Larry David off of a flight of stairs. RUHROOH!
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A variant of a Hot Richard whereby a lady queefs onto a man's beef baguette. Gale force winds usually followed by a drizzly shower.
The missus gave me a Windy Wendy last night!... It was so bad I almost had to buy a rain mac and wellies for my dick!
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