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the act of ruining your chances to hit with an almost sure date by talking about fecal matter
"he's so in"
"yeah but i think he might be pulling a parker"
"figures"
When you say you are going to give someone a ride somewhere then you don't
Bro 1: yeah I'll give you a ride
Later
Bro 2: yeah he gave me a Parker ride
A character from WB/UPN's "Roswell". Is a serious and studious chick enjoys biology and science and dates (and married later on in series) Max Evans. She fell in love with Max when Max rescurrected her using his alien healing powers when she was shot in "Pilot". She works at the Crashdown Cafe (in the "Pilot" that's where she got shot), the town's alien themed resturant her parents own.
In last few episodes of Seasn 3, it was found that she got powers that resulted from Max's healing. She recieved visions and has a 'destructive' power.
You: "Hey I know that chick... she's the chick who played Liz Parker on "Roswell", what's her name?"
Me: "Shiri Appleby."
They are the most awesome girl ever!! They funny, nice and really pretty...
That Parker Girl last night was AMAZING!!
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(1) a guy who can not lose.
(2) television show about 3 teens and their highschool
(3) The now popular tv show "scrubs" is modelled after that older show, "parker lewis cant lose"
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(Noun) To masturbate while saying you are taking a shit.
Guy: He's been in there for a while.
Friend: He's probably spanking his monkey.
Guy: Ahh a classic parker poop!
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Someone who cannot park their vehicle correctly in a parking lot. Originated by employees at the Competitive Gear bike shop in Erie, Pennsylvania.
If that tard parker dings my Subaru, I'm going to slash his tires.
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