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Beef Wind is a hearty yet dry, gamy and overwhelming fart with a heady mixture of aromas, like a pig roast in a garbage dump in hell. Like a hot, dry wind blowing over a sulfur pit from a cattle ranch. The type of fart that burns all the little hairs out of your nose right before it causes permanent brain damage and put you in a coma or possibly kills you.
"Holy shit, man! What died in here?"
"That my friend, is Beef Wind!"
*vomits, faints, vomits again while unconscious on the floor
"Beef wind! Boom!"
is a song written by Bob Dylan in the 1960s, album The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan.
Basically, just a song of one of his albums.
1) To have something backfire to the point where you are embarrassed and humiliated.
2) To do something that ends up going nowhere, or, in a worst-case scenario. ends up being a step backwards in the wrong direction.
John was trying to prove to his brother Roger that he knew how to repair a computer. After he somehow installed a massive virus into Roger's computer, having the hard drive compromised, overheating the motherboard, and having to pay for the costly repairs, his efforts ended up with him pissing in the wind
the act in which a female with an icecube stationed in her vagina quifs upon the face of her sexual partner.
Dude, yesterday was such a hot summer day, but luckly she used icy wind and lowered my temprature by one point.
The gas that leaves a man's penis after having it filled with air from a bike pump.
Man, I've been letting out these dick winds all day after that pump off last night.
When you're an illiterate fuck and try to say "wind mill" but instead it comes out as "wind meal"
"That looks like a wind meal" - Erin
to tease, usually with some malice
He said he's meet her at 7 o'clock, but after she'd been standing in the rain for an hour she realised it was a wind-up