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a cunt with a surprisingly large amount of time to do nothing
wow, too lazy to write my name is a total cunt.
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This actually means that the person is moving to California to sell blowjobs at the bus station.
Oh, it's okay, but soon I'll be moving to California to write for the Food Network, and it'll all be better.
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(phrase apocryphally attributed to Gandhi) , meaning 'you can't go back in time and correct the mistakes you have made; if you have made a mistake in the past you have no choice but live with the consequences and move forward.
son: I didn't get the grades in math, chemistry and physics that i wanted. Now the MIT won't accept me. Is there anything I can do?
father: no. there is nothing you can do. All you can do however, is learn by heart, and apply to your future, Gandhi's famous phrase 'you write you write your life in indelible ink'. What you can do is go study history or some other social science discipline at Columbia University
The WORST people on Urban Dictionary, even worse than that of the Urban Dicks. Just like the title says, these people want to reaffirm themselves or people that they like by writing definitions for their names.
Guy 1: Jessica is awesome I am gonna write a definition for her.
Guy 2: Fuck you. You are one of those People Who Write Definitions For Someone's Name!
A more badass way of saying "I'm sick and tired of repeating myself, get it through your fucking head". May also have implications of "are you calling me a liar?". From the Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans movie "The Last Boy Scout".
I'm gonna say this again, for the cheap seats. (yelling) I DON'T KNOW WHERE JOE HALLENBECK IS! That's my fucking statement! Write it down and shove it up your ass!
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Oh hey... how ya doin' there. I didn't expect for this to actually be published so yeah, I eat ass ;)
This is proof that Urban Dictionary will post anything you write. And I eat ass.
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