bed the bone

tucking your boner into your waistband, it needs to sleep

homie 1: "yeah I need to bed the bone, it's been up all day."
homie 2: "go to a fucking doctor"

Bed Head

A nickname you use for people with horrible hair in the morning

Alexander woke up and saw that he had bedhead, so he used his bed head hair product to fix it.

Bed-posting

The masturbatory act of propping oneself against a bedpost, couch, or bedside and rubbing the clothed penis against it repeatedly, in order to illicit an initial pleasure and an eventual intense, (or otherwise) ejaculation into the seams of the underpants. This, being usually an early form of conventional masturbation, does not at first neccesarily illicit ejeculation. Rather intense feelings of pleasure. Once sexual maturity is reached, and in the rare case the masturbator has not moved on to conventional masturbation, the ejaculation becomes a natural part of the bed-posting process. Most bed-posters move on to conventional masturbation before age 13, but in rare cases, continue well into their teens.

That girl was so hot, I had to go home and start bed-posting to her image.

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worm bed

slang name for a females vagina

Hey man you dug around in that girls wormbed yet?

bed-table

a combination of a banana and a avocado

omg i want some bed-table for breakfast

bed table

A combination of banana and avocado

I'm gonna go eat some bed table

starfish the bed

The Act of spreading one's arms and legs in bed, taking up as much room as possible.

As soon as she gets up for work I starfish the bed.