In five minutes

THE BIGGEST FUCKING LIE EVER! GOD DAMMIT YOU’RE AT THE CLUB PARTYING!

Person 1: Ok babe, I’ll be home in five minutes
Person 2: Oh fuck.

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A hot minute

A short period of time.

Hey, Ill be back in *a hot minute* so don't go anywhere.

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Minute Whore

Minute Whore (slang- Minotour)

A mythical creature that complains that you are using up their cell-phone minutes. The become easily en-raged when you call them.

John- Dude wheres Carl?
Brad- Man i dunno call him
John- No way dude! he's a Minute whore!! maybe i should just text him.
Brad- Oh yea, how could i forget. :\

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18 minutes

to take a gorilla finger sized shit that makes you AFK ( away from keyboard) for 18 whole minutes

perm to afk rq? i need to take 18 minutes lol

Google Minute

The amount of time, in minutes, for a new web page to be found by google.

It took 120 google minutes for my website to be found.

uber minute

Any time someone/something says it'll take a minute, but it takes closer to 10. (Like in the Uber app, when it says the car is a minute away, but the driver shows up 10 minutes later.)

I'll be at the bar in an uber minute.

Fresh minute

The newer and better way of saying hot second that makes you sound like an elite memelord

Zack: “wait up a fresh minute”
Joey: “sure”