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A female who hangs around athletes in hopes of having sex with them and getting their money.
person 1: I saw krissy hangin with Regie Bush
person 2: I know, I see her with all the athletes, she is such a sport whore
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A woman who just plain likes to fuck. She does anybody, anytime and anywhere but on her own terms. She is in charge of the encounter only you don't know it.
She's not a whore, she's a sport fucker.
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Anybody who gets paid a hefty sum to sit on their ass in front of a camera and give their "analyzation" of whatever sport under scrutiny. The analyzation usually consists of their own damn opinion. Most sports analysts in todays age consists of an old player of a particular sport because they either 1) need the money, 2) miss seeing their damn face on the tv screen, or 3) miss getting hot pussy with no effort.
Every mindless fuck could be a sports analyst in today's world.
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wii game where you swing the wiimote a lot and it leaves you worn out and sore as hell the next day.
Dude, after boxing on Wii Sports, I was so sore I couldn't get up the next morning!
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Barstool sports is a blog based in Boston, MA and is run by Dave Portnoy aka El Pres. The site is designated "For the common man, by the common man" and its posts are influenced by New England sports but are not central to this one theme. For every story that involves the Patriots, there is one that involves cankles. For every update on the Red Sox hot stove, there is an update on the newest teacher sex scandal. El Pres is no stranger to controversy, and when i say controversy i mean ugly girls emailing him about what a pig he is. Everyday on the blog, a local smokeshow is featured. And if you do not know what that is, you obviously were searching for this definition of barstool ("A woman who is sexually penetrated by 3 men at the same time, that is vaginally, anally, orally.") Other dedications inside the blog include but are not limited to, funny videos, guess that ass, reader emails, and basically anything else that is vital for the survival of another workday or school day.
"Dear El Pres,
How can i be just like you?
-Dan Shaughnessy"
-Jealous Bitch: "You should burn in hell you pig, real beauty is on the inside, it is not these girls in skanky outfits you keep posting on your site"
-El Pres: "Is this your way of asking me to be featured in the cankle section of barstool sports?"
-Nick: "Yo steve you read the stool today?"
-Steve: "Yessir chalk up another smokeshow for UNH"
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This is when the male or female penis gets considerably shorter during the playing of sport, thought to be caused by the non-sexual adrenaline that pumps through the body during exercise.
The team: Hahaha that's tiny!
Poor lad whose trousers have just been pulled down: it's normally bigger, honest! Only that small during football, it's a sport dick!
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To have an erection, typically in a public situation.
Used metaphorically to mean to show off. Also used metaphorically to mean a sudden rise in value.
What's the worst place to sport wood?
Gotto go with the funeral. As a pall bearer.
These earbuds are the only appropriate way to sport wood in public.
The Fed announced Quantitative Easing will be exited October. The Dollar sported wood immediately.
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