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The wristband issued by doormen and bouncers at night clubs.
These are often difficult to remove (and/or forgotten) after a night of drinking, and are frequently removed the day after clubbing. They are sometimes worn as badges--proudly, yet silently, proclaiming that you got shitfaced in a public location the night before.
Named after the wristbands issued at Wayne's Inn, Puyallup, Washington.
Amber, take off your freakin Wayne Chain. It's SUNDAY!!!!
or
I was at work on Saturday for over an hour before I remembered to take my Wayne Chain off.
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Wayne Hearne's are known to be some of the worst cooks/bakers on the planet. They can burn just about anything known to man including water.
However despite obvious clues to who burnt the bread, the Wayne's will always blame someone else.
Can be seen driving crappy cars, with no doors or engines, but will still try to make it sound great.
If you are not sure it is a Wayne, you are looking at give him a driving test. Then count the amount of times he fails. If it is over 8 then you defintly know its Wayne
Dress code: Crappy baker
Known to say: It was Ryans fault
Bread: Charcoal
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1 a rapper who is terrible has no flow, can't rap, and thinks he's the best but is not. Also if every album you ever made was bad.
3. someone who only cares about rapping about cars,girls,and how much money someone has.
EX.1 (birdman): yo i got a bat, and a cat,but im not fat
( me ): (slaps birdman with a wu tang clan cd) yo you a LIL WAYNE
EX.3 ( Joey ) : I gto hella dough, but i got no flow, no more, all i care about is bitches, and not getting hit with switches.
( me ) yo you such a lil wayne
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Never go to one of his concerts if you mind being around masses of preppy white bitches.
I was horribly trifled at the Lil Wayne concert by the masses of Catholic School prep kids blasting terrible rap music and the extremely limited presence of brothas.
I had to take a few shots of 70-proof before I could tolerate it.
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A shitty ass rapper who is very recurring and simple from N.O
1-Yo that nigga lil wayne sucks
2-Church
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He's Fat
He's Bald
He Likes his women old!
its Wayne Rooney
its Wayne Rooney
hes fat
hes scouse
hell fukin rob your house
its wayne rooney
hes near
hes far
hell fukin steal yer car
its wayne rooney
hes fat
hes red
hell take yer gran to bed
its wayne rooney
he fat
she's scum
he's probably shagged your mum
wayne rooney
wayne rooney
hes fat
hes round
he bounces up and down
its wayne rooney
he shot
he missed
he must be f **kin pissed
wayne rooney wayne rooney
wayne rooney is a virgin
he's never used his d**k
he w**ks in the shower
and sleeps in his own sick
he throws up to the left
and he throws up to the right
and he couldn't pulla bird
if he tried all f*****g night
Build a brothel
Build a brothel
Put Wayne Rooney on the Top
A load of Grannies in the middle
and he'll shag the fucking lot!!!!!!!!
hell be coming round the mountain with a gun
Cos Rooney shagged her Nanna up the bum
He got himself a hooker
Who knew a red nosed fucker
Now fat bastard playing for the scum!!"
wayne rooney is a dirty red scum
wayne rooney is fat
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1. One of the many reasons why teenagers do drugs.
2. A person whose dreadlocks make him look incredibly smelly and in need of a shower, desperately.
3. Someone who sings/raps/talks (whatever the hell Lil Wayne does) like a cat with 30 coat hangers stuck in his throat, the majority of which have been in your mothers no-no spot.
4. Somebody who probably has their Xbox Live gamertag something along the lines of "x420Weed4Lyfe420x"
5. Someone that makes you question whether their speaking English or not because their "more gooder grammar" makes you want to gouge your own eyes out and squeeze limes into the cavities of which they used to be in.
"Yo, you wanna Lil' Wayne it up with me and smoke some an obscene amount of weed?"
"DUDE take a shower, you're starting to Lil' Wayne."
"Wow stop singing dude, your voice is Lil' Wayne."
"Wow, I came over your house to play Xbox with you, and your gamertag is THAT Lil' Wayne?! I'm leaving."
2nd Grade English Teacher - "I'm sorry, but I had to give your grammar quiz an F."
You - "Ay, yo, why?"
English Teacher - "Because you're Lil' Wayne."
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