Tongue of Ab

A weapon of mass pleasure capable of causing orgasam in seconds

The tongue of Ab is great in me

abs val

valerie with abs edited on<3

abs val is an inside joke but it’s funny so let it be on here

poverty abs

the type of abs construction workers and other poverty workers get not because of going to the gym but because of their heavy work

He works at the market by delivering fish on retail sellers. He eats too much carbs but he got really nice poverty abs.

Abed Up

The act of getting so wasted that you begin to think you are Abraham Lincoln and can do what you want.

I was so Abed Up last night I pissed on a cop car and got arrested

dick abs

When a female has sex in a lot of positions including being constantly in crunch position. Like an ab workout, and the following day her torso feels tight

Hilda: Damn my torso hurts

Ariana: why? You sick?
Hilda: no, I got dick abs from sex yesterday
Ariana: oh damn
Hilda: yeah shits rough but totally worth it

Yarden Abed

crazy jew

you see that Yarden Abed over there.

ab hid

'Ab hid' = short for 'absolutely hideous'

'OMG I look ab hid in that photo!'