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Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.
Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?
Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.
People Against Underage Driving in Reverse, or P.A.U.D.I.R. for short, was formed on January 10th, 2007 after an accident in a residential driveway caused thousands of dollars in damage to a vehicle. The driver not named and under the legal driving age, put a truck in reverse and crashed.
The main mission of the P.A.U.D.I.R is to fight to keep residential streets, highways, and driveways safe from underage driving in reverse....
Oh Shit, People Against Underage Driving In Reverse are going to hunt that bitch down.
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When you are in a difficult situation in a lifetime with emotional distress.
We're desperate. We have no where to go. We have to fight our way out of this, confront what is in front of us. Our backs are up against the wall.
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helps me forget about my cancer
Little kid: Tennis ball throw it against the wall x3
Little kid: helps me forget about my cancer
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This group is dedicated to us girls, who come home after a great night out, whether at bars, clubs, sporting events, etc, etc. We get to the diner, only to look through our pictures in complete disgust, dismay, and laughter... you might be wondering what causes such a reaction? Creepers.
Creeper:
Someone who stares at you or stands in a group they are not apart of. He/she will be in a place watching and being a creep around other people. Creepers are not wanted at social functions.
You might find them in the corner of a great picture, they may stick their face in your picture, you may catch them staring at you while your picture is being taken, they might ask to be in the picture, often asking you to take one alone with them, but the most foul of these offenses is when you find pictures of the creeper himself, that NO ONE TOOK.
If you or someone you know has a creeping problem, please call 1-800-IMA-CREEP.
For more info along with scandalous in your face photos, visit our group on facebook!
WAC: Women Against Creepers
Example:
"Grant is such a creeper. He will not leave us alone."
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Something you should never, ever do. Seriously. Never.
Also the punch line in the first verse of the song 'Why mommy left us' By Steven Lynch.
There was once this guy, who I can't name, who is probably in prison this very second for doing exactly that.
"Daddy likes porno and 10 dollar whores. And daddy gets wasted and robs licker stores. And daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus. I think that's why mommy left us."
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The First Against The Wall Club (FAWC) refers to groups of people that are historically the first to be forced up against a wall and shot by firing squads when the collectivists/totalitarians take over.
The unsolicited membership is typically reserved for Jews, Gays, Gypsies, kulaks, Classical Liberals, otherwise Individualistic Intellectuals and the more vague group of Counter Revolutionaries. Membership does however depend on the style of revolution taking place.
“What’s with the rifle, aren’t gays anti-gun?”
“I’m a Gay Jew man, I’m in the first against the wall club two times over. Of course I’m gonna have guns and ammo”
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