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Using the ADD drug ritalin, or adderall to aid oneself in waking up in the morning. Usually taken an hour or so before the desired wake up time. So to be awake and cheery at 6:30a wake up groggy at 5:30a take a ritalin and pass out again. At 6:30 you wake up on your own feeling alert and rested
Friend: "Yo dude how the hell are you so awake and alert at this wee hour of the morning?"
Me: "Ritalin Alarm Clock, man. Booyah!"
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Waking someone up by ejaculating on their face.
Did you hear about the guy suing the YMCA? He was taking a nap and some dude gave him a Boston Alarm Clock.
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Drinking multiple glasses of water before going to sleep, to help ensure you wake up early due to the need to pee. (Allegedly a technique used by the Apache during the Apache Wars to wake up for pre-dawn raids.)
I got in at 3:00 AM so I set my Apache alarm clock to get up for my 8:00 class. I had to pee so bad I thought I'd put a hole through the toilet...
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the phrase scottish people can't say
person 1: can you say purple burglar alarm
Scot: purlpe burgalr alamr
The act of taking ones penis and smacking someone in the forehead until they wake up.
I told Dave I would give him a Missouri alarm clock at about 7am.
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1. Being woken up by your girlfriend as she is giving you a blow job.
I awoke with the hot, wet sensation of my girlfriends mouth on my boner. She was giving me a dutch alarm clock.
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when you wake up to someone (preferrably a woman) with your dick in their mouth performing fellatio.
wow im gonna have a great day! why? because i got a blowjob alarm clock.
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