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Alec is a lovely man with the best puns. He is the only human being that can be cute, hot, funny and sexy at the same time. He's also a part of the worlds best boy band called New Rules
Nathan: wow that man is so cute! And sexy!
Ryan: yeah it's Alec James McGarry
big gay
is impede pronounce "re-TARD"
Hay Alec what did you get on your test?
I got a 3%
Holy Fuckin shit the dude you are an Alec the fat ass!
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When one ditches his friends to think he is gonna get some at a party only to go home and watch porn and fuck his pocket pussy while sticking a vibrating toothbrush up his ass.
Guy 1: Dude, I think im gonna go to this party at 5
Guy 2: Dude, stop being a Alec Charles Evitt and ride at east side.
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When you tell a girl youβre shooting blanks but get her pregnant anyway
Guy: Yeah, I just pulled an Alec Baldwin on this chick and now sheβs pregnant.
A Bryce Alec Ault would be someone that is extremely sexy and cares about you for you. He doesnt wanna get in your pants. ha he wants to get to know you and spend time with you. He is a very caring and loving person and as soon as you meet him you will fall in love with him. He is super sweet and will take care of you whenever you need him around. He knows exactly how to make you smile or laugh. I just really hope he knows how much I love him. I love you sweety!!!
Girl 1: hey you know that Bryce Alec Ault guy?
Girl 2: yeh he is sooooo hot!
Girl 1: well i heard that he has a girlfriend :(
Girl 2: dang that sucks i hear he is supa sweet
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No one really knows, because it is super secret.
dude, that right there is some super secret alec baldwin juice!
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A fictional award facetiously given to people who exercise poor trigger discipline.
Person 1: "Did you see that? Thomas just aimed a rifle into a crowd of 20 people while holding the trigger!"
Person 2: "He ought to be nominated for the Alec Baldwin Award For Excellence In Gun Safety."
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