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Frisbee of doom. Better than the floppy disks they used to send.
I cut off that man's head by throwing my aol disk.
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Derogatory term for someone either incapable of performing a simple action or requiring excessive guidance to perform such a task.
This is generally a worse insult than Newbie or it's derivatives as Newbies are expected to gain experience and improve whilst AOL Users are expected to stay stupid.
Stupid people are not required to actually use America Online to qualify as an AOL User.
Bloody AOL User had the USB lean in the Ethernet Socket
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A flat, circular object with a hole in the middle that is sent out by the billions by AOL about every six seconds in an attempt to convert everyone to the same shitty ISP. Do not despair, however. Said items make fantastic coasters, not to mention suncatchers.
Don't believe the new pro-AOL disc commercial featuring Jerry Lewis and Snoop Dogg. The discs are still full of shit, as always.
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Different from leetspeak, AOL speak involves shortening words to the smallest form possible, such as shortening "you" and "your" to "u" and "ur."
It often is seen over other messaging programs, and it also is seen on internet message boards, much to the chagrin of readers who dislike the laziness associated with not typing the additional characters in longer posts, as the text becomes impossible to read.
"Your fly is down," translated: "ur fly is dn."
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Aol Disk.
1. A promotion of AOL sent to you in a nice looking CD to brainwash you to use it
2. A Weapon of mass destruction
3. A coaster
4. A shreader un-blocker
5. A waste of a disk
6. A swear word
7. Wheels for a model car
8. A waste of paper
9. Trash
10. A bug
11. Somthing Dead
12. A retarded person's favorite word
13. A horrible birthday gift
1. I keep getting these bloody AOL disks in the mail
2. Someone tried to steal my wallet, I threw my AOL disk at him to save the day!
3. Ever since I put my AOL disk in the shreader, papers don't get stuck.
5. Another CD wasted by AOL
6. You AOL DISK!
7. My car was the fastest in our class, thanks to my AOL disk!
8. Save the trees! Don't mail AOL disks
9. Honey! Take out the AOL DISK!
10. An AOL disk bit me, I swatted it though.
11. *sigh* my uncle's an aol disk now...
12. Person 1: AOL DISK DISK DISK! AOL DISK! AOL AOL
Person 2: STFU
13. Wow mom... you really shouldn't have...
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A worthless CD recieved involuntarily from America On-Line. Since you have no use, need, or other justification for retaining said disk, the proper form of disposal is to hurl the motherfucker like a frisbee into your neighbor's yard. Let whoever it hits be damned!
Man 1: "Oh, another worthless AOL piece of shit free membership CD. Hahaha, watch me huck this AOL Frisbee over the fence and tag my neighbor Dale with one shot, he's at least 25 yards out."
Dale: "WTF!? I just got pwned in the cantelope by a fucking AOL fucking CD!!!"
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AOL being the worst internet provider imaginable.
The discs can be used for many things - Coasters, frisbees. Lots of things. I found it appropriate to use the collection I had of them (probably like 100) as wallpaper.
Try it. It works.
Guy 1: "Dude, cool, look! I got 4 months free internet from AOL!
Guy 2: Wow. Look. I have fingers. *slashes guy one's throat with AOL disc*
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