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An older woman whose pubic region is lacking the ability to produce a plethora of colored hairs.
When frank went down on mary, his face was confronted with an angry albino beaver
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When one is fellating another and vomits on their genitals, and then, proceeds to engage in coitus with their partner using the expelled contents as lubrication to achieve skeetdom.
a) "That Beaver Heaver, Harold, spewed his dinner in my clam and plowed me into 2012 until he skeeted. I didn't wake up until Tuesday and my boss fired me. I smell like Taco Bell now."
b) "Man, Tony, that slag was so dry I had to beaver heave into her snatch just to beast the broad and get my skeet-skeet on."
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The feminine version of cock block; i.e. a girl who stands in the way of another girl who wants to talk to or meet a guy. Can be used as a noun or verb.
Who is that beaver dam?
She totally beaver dammed me!
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A person (or persons) who disrupts the natural flow of a lineup or queue, much like Canada’s finest five-cent-piece-gracing animal would a stream. The line beaver will rear its ugly head at the least opportune time … like when you’re in a lineup. As the line beaver reaches the cashier, his or her natural instincts kick in and the dam begins to take shape. Characteristics of line-beaverism include, but are not limited to, scrounging for exact change, requesting price checks, coupon sorting, and asking long-winded questions that would be better directed to the customer service desk.
“Hey, let’s jump in the Express lineup—it’s only five people deep… oh wait a sec, (together) LINE BEAVER!
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Horny dudes on the look out for unsuspecting young beavers.
Excuse me maam,We are the beaver patrol checking beavers!Please comply.
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The condition that affects women at the beginning of p.m.s. before they turn into a bitch and such need to have huge amounts of sex.
"Ted, my vagina is throbbing so hard cause I'm about menstruate and I'm about to turn into a devil-bitch... Cum and get it while you can!"
"Whoa, you are riding me way too hard. You are thrashing around on me like you have turbo beaver!"
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A horrible teenage girl, who has somehow turned a large amount of the population of pre-teen to teenage girls into lesbians
Girl 1: OhEmGee I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!
Girl 2: Umm, don't you mean Justine Beaver?
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