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Optical wear that virtually guaranties that NOBODY will ever f*ck you.
Ouch! Check out the bitch in the BCs!!!
Making sure your girlfriend takes her birth control because you didn't pull out fast enough or never pull out.
"Dude I was so in the moment that I didn't pull out, I'm going to be on birth control patrol until her next period for sure!"
An agressive sexual act in which a man and woman are partaking in sexual-intercourse (works best when female is riding male in a 'reverse cowgirl' position) and the woman, sensing that her male partner is close to ejaculation, will strike the male in the testicles with a forceful blow causing them to recede into the body as a defense mechanism and also causing the penis to shrink thus ruining the sensation of orgasm if it even happens at all...
(Usually used as a revenge tactic for the 'dirty sanchez', 'donkey punch', or 'broken hearing aid')
Last night my man was giving me shit about my ass jiggling too much during sex, so I used some 'Arkansas birth control' and ended the night with a bowl of ice-cream.
a prostitute who has a baby. it is the ultimate in stupidity.
In Rio it is shouted at other drivers that do something incredibly stupid and dangerous. worse than the normally bad drivers of that city.
just scream out the expression through your window, its easy to do! "bitch that gave birth"
say it in portugese!
Slang for excreting fecal matter.
"Sweet mother of God, I really need to birth a chocolate smurf!"
A rare incident where the midwife must reach in and pull out the baby.
We thought a c section was too dangerous and painful, so we decided to do a Mortal Kombat Birth.
Defecation after a particularly large feast.
Man I really have to birth a food baby after all that food!