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A person who stays under a blanket all day in his underwear, hiding from life, playing pocket pool in his pants.
Evan decided to be a blanket gropler after is girlfriend broke up with him.
Ginormous Lavias
Extra Extra large Pussy Lips
On her way out of the bathroom, Katie tripped on her California King Size Beef Blankets.
He doesn't have a comforter, he wraps up in Katie's Beef Blankets when he gets cold.
When you roll yourself in so many blankets that you become very comfy and fluffy in them like a burrito. Used in cold temperatures and is most enjoyable when binge watching. Also can be used in times of sadness to curl up in and hide because of how fluffy it can be.
Tyler: What are you doing?
Jordan: I was cold so I wrapped myself into a burrito blanket
Tyler: How does it feel?
Jordan: It's very comfy and fluffy and I feel very nice
Tyler: Well I guess you found another way to add 10 pounds to your weight involving burritos
Jordan: Hey, burritos don't make me fat
Tyler: Yes they do, and you managed to find another way to make you fat. Now involving damn burrito blankets
Jordan: *curls inside burrito blanket to hide and cry*
When one sits on anothers face
John gave Alister a great bum blanket
A woman that makes your bed and gives you a blow job.
She's a real blanket tosser. She'll make your bed and give you a blow job.
When you fart but accidently have diarrhea in bed under the covers creating Blanket Gravy
My girlfriend accident had a blanket gravy moment in bed!
the most fearsome piece of cloth ever
unhand me Blanket of death