Bless The Party

When a person is in an Xbox or PlayStation party. Even on the telephone and they proceed to go pee while on a call. (Invented by yours truly, Erikthechosenone_)

Y’all mind if I bless the party real quick?

yur bless?

sum dumb shit toronto mans say

toronto man: ay gang yur bless?
civ: what the fuck are u saying bro

The Rafiki's blessing

After sex, the man puts some sperms on his finger and then pour it on his girlfriend's forhead to honor the life he just wasted.

Tom: So did you bless your girlfriend last night?

Jimi: Damn right! I did the Rafiki's blessing just like in the Lion King Movie.

ah bless

An Irish term of saying like awww
If say a baby did something cute you’d be like ah bless

fella- I love you

young one- ah bless

Bless it cuz

Ghetto slang for thank you.

Them: Of course I'll like your insta pic!
You: Bless it cuz!

Butt Blessed

When the toiletautomatically flushes while you are still sitting on the seat and water splashes on your butt.

I was just minding my own “business” and was butt blessed when the toilet automatically flushed. Amen!

Dr. Bless

Bless your fucking pussy

You: who the hell is Dr. Bless??
Me: Dr. Bless your fucking pussy