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Bond Villain

Perjorative used to describe a villain who is supposed to be very smart, but their actions are profoundly stupid. Actions such as explaining their plan to the hero before killing them. Or leaving the room before confirming that the hero is dead.

Person 1: "Damn, Professor Perilous is so dumb! Obviously Action Jack will get out of this and foil him."

Person 2: "I know right? He's such a Bond Villain."

by My Snake is Solid April 15, 2019


James Bonded

While commencing the act of James Bonding you roll of the bed and (accidentally) plant your knee into the woman's vagina, sometimes resulting in her throwing up on you.

Man last night I James bonded while we were James Bonding my girlfriend during sex and she puked all over me!

by dilly_daly January 8, 2015


bond point

The time and place when two people both feel intimately connected to one another as friends.

It is usually not easy or even possible to pinpoint the "bond point" because feeling intimately connected to someone is a feeling that surfaces and slowly or quickly grows to a level where both individuals realize they have bonded.

Last night talking on the phone with someone, every five-minutes or so we kept finding ourselves at higher and higher levels of intimacy and trust.

by but for March 6, 2018


Bond burger

The meme originally from 2013.
It actually means silently pounded not 69 you dumb fuck

I bond burger ur mom.*silently pounded*

by [E]ject_man069 August 18, 2022


David Bonded

When you get banned on a dating website for no reason

A guy named David Bond reports girls he found on Tinder and gets them banned to secure them.

-Oh, dude I just got David Bonded

by HandlebarMoustacheGuy February 21, 2021


Cole Bond

A short ass kid, but the coolest nigga at the same time. A small cocked furry who has a mega crush on Rashard. He ignores every fucking dm and would rather spend his days with his only friends which are discord bots. He doesn't have a phone so he texts on his iPad and yet still somehow fucking mis-clicks and calls people even though it's literally impossible to fuck up that bad.

Boy 1- Hey guys! have you seen that boy Cole Bond. He's always on VR Chat.

Boy 2- No he's not, he's on minecraft with his invisibility hacks

by FurryLover225 June 5, 2020


white bonding

When you are the only two white people in a diverse group of people and they try to bond with you.

This white girl tried white bonding with me. No Bitch I’m not racist.

by 24Truth24 March 17, 2018