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While a female is performing oral sex to a man, she pours A1-Steak Sauce on his dick.
P1. Taylor must of been hungry for some dick.
P2. Why?
P1. She gave me a Brazilian Blowjob.
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A sport or game played on a tennis court but replacing the use of tennis ball and racquet with football and feet - named after the legendary ball handling, juggling ability and all-round skills of brazilian footballers.
We wanted to play a set or two down at the courts, but some blokes had taken 'em over to play brazilian tennis!
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A variation of the Portugese Breakfast. With a willing particpant who is wearing a thong, fill their ass cavity with 2 eggs, Papaya, cold cuts, yogurt, and butter, then heat them up with warm coffee poured in via a funnel. This creates the "skillet". Scoop out with a french tickler, a spoon or, if the meat was ground, a large straw. Serves 2.
Jerome loves himself some Brazilian Brunch. Has to pay the hookers extra though.
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Its when a latin chick wacks u off with one of her hands squeezing your balls.
Last summer, I visited South America and this Brazilian woman gave me the brazilian handshake .
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When you are performing anal sex on a girl, and notice she has a pimple/blister/zit on the inside of her ass crack, you do her until the pimple/blister/zit pops. After doing so you suck the puss out of it. Delicious.
Mmmmhmmm i just gave your sister a brazilian blister and it tasted great!
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for males the act of masturbating using both his feet instead of his hands. in a modified indian style sitting position, the sole of both foot goes over the penis as it were the hands. the male individual will then commence pleasuring himself until the end result is satisfied.
Having both his arms amputated, Carlos discovered the Brazilian Jackhammer was his best bet to getting off.
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When a Brazilian employee at Dunkin Donuts screws up your coffee
I got Brazilian Whacked today at Dunks. I ordered a coffee with cream and sugar, they gave me one with milk and NO sugar.
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