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An phone call or anything similar that brings about losses or misfortune. A Buhari's Call can alter an event and turn the odds upside down. The exact opposite of good luck.
This is named after the President of Nigeria, Muhammadu Buhari, whose calls always brings about something bad to the receiver. A Buhari's Call should be avoided by any means necessary.
John: Yo, why did that team lose?
Smith: It seems they received Buhari's call.
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the reason why many guys are still single
vanessa: "hey john would you like to go out on a date?"
john: "no. im too busy playing call of duty."
vanessa: "fucking low life"
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The annoying act of repeatedly calling a person, even though the person you are calling does not answer. Typically, the caller calls every 5-20 minutes until the person being called answers.
I went out with Rachelle last night. The bitch won't stop power calling me today.
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Much like 'last call' in a bar, this is when you're notified of a past opportunity where someone once had interest in hooking up, but you were unaware.
I ran into my high school lab partner. She's married now, but told me how much she wished I made a move back then. How's that for a past call?
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The call one makes the next morning when they wonder what they did the night before.
Ring Ring
Lindsey: Hello
Trevor: Did Chelsea give you the Call of Shame yet?
Lindsey: Ya she was a hot mess.
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The lowest form of gaming that's still considered gaming.
Call of duty is literally the same game with a new map every single year. Don't believe me? Call of duty 3's crash screen reads and I quote "call of duty 2 has crashed"
The fanbase was originally alright but then children with parents who don't give a shit ruined it for everyone, forever.
If you play call of duty and nothing else you are essentially the scum of the gaming community.
If you believe call of duty is better then any game out there, not every, any of the other games out there then you are lower then the scum
The entire series is now being milked dry by greedy developers and is honestly not worth playing in any way shape or form in it's current state.
Scum: Call of duty is the shit, everything else sucks :P
Real gamer: Dude, call of duty has sucked since game 3
Scum: NO FUCK YOU FAG CALL OF DUTY IS THE SHIT WHAT DO YOU PLAY PORTAL?
real gamer: Yeah because portal is actually fun and actually a game.
Scum: IT SUCKS MY DICK LIKE YOUR WHORE MOM
Real gamer: *Blocked*
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Discovering not long after leaving the bathroom from dropping a hot, steamy "deuce" that you're not quite done yet. Kinda like how grunting out a monster turd opens the floodgates.
John: "Okay, Let's head out and grab a beer."
Jason: "Hold up. I gotta hit the Thunderdome."
John: "You were just in there for like 10 minutes dude!"
Jason: "Yeah, I know. I gotta make a Curtain Call."
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