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The act of getting extremely inebriated on Rumple Minze
I will never eat or drink ANYTHING peppermint flavored again... 27 shots left me Rumplefucked!
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Much like 'last call' in a bar, this is when you're notified of a past opportunity where someone once had interest in hooking up, but you were unaware.
I ran into my high school lab partner. She's married now, but told me how much she wished I made a move back then. How's that for a past call?
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Affection shown based solely on one's inebriation
That woman at Nightcrawler's was all over you last night.
- Nah, she wasn't into me. She was just being drunkfectionate.
A measurement of how much of a douchebag someone is.
The bars at the Jersey Shore reek of douche-nicity.
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Similar to a sycophant, a lickophant gets what she/he wants by orally pleasuring someone for personal gain
"That lickophant was so quick to get what she wanted, she didn't even bother with kneepads"
The act of diminishing the fun time had by others, either by design or circumstance.
See also: funjacker and funjacked
I thought we'd never stop laughing, but then Dave's stupidity was a sudden funjack
The poverty level of having no more fucks to give, to the point of FuckBankruptcy.
A superlative form of out of fucks
Friend: Yesterday, I didn't give a fuck. Today, I'm all out of fucks.
Me: You're barking up the wrong tree. I've been fuckbroke since '98.